((Sigh…so relate able…))
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Reblog if your URL doesn’t have the word ‘mermaid’, ‘angel’, ‘hipster’, ‘cunt, ‘unicorn’, ‘nigger’, ‘faggot’, ‘slut’ or ‘whore’ in it.
cuz we classy
does vagina count
yus
Mine DOES have an p…
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((As in, no longer using this account for anything, not DEACTIVATING it. I have an roleplay on here…))
Should I drop this account?
I was thinking about removing this account since there ARE other “Doopliss” accounts and I WAS thinking of starting an “Ask Scout” account along with “Ask 9-volt” being the only one in tumblr land, as far as my knowledge goes…what do you think?
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Reblog if you think she is gorgeous i don’t care what kind of blog you have it won’t ruin your blog
COME AT ME BRO!
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Inbox. “BABE” and I’ll answer
We kissed by accident:
[] continue kissing
[] smile
[] awkward
[] walk away
[] be like wtf
[] kiss you back
If you hugged me:
[] hug you back
[] let you
[] hug you heaps more
[] push you away
Would I date you?
[] yes
[] no
[] maybe
[] probably
[] already have
[] we currently are
You should:
[] text me
[] get in my bed now
[] come to bed with me
[] talk to me more
[] come see me
[] leave me alone!((BRING ON THE ASKS!))
((*Crickets chirp in inbox*))
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“OH CRUD!” Doopliss shouted as he dashed onto the main road, now that he knows that the Mario bros are following right behind him. “I need to shake them!” he thought to himself as he trips over a rock.
FAIL!“AGH!” he screamed, falling…Doopliss’s mind was racing. Was it really the end for him?
“NO! I HAVE TO THINK OF SOMETHING!” Doopliss shouted. “…But what? Hmm…Worth a shot!” Doopliss said as he crouched down so that only his sheet was covering his whole body. “Will Luigi trip over me?” he thought.*Luigi sees him and jumps on him*
Oh well, it was worth a shot for Doopliss.
“Well, this is an awkward position for me, since most people will be UNDER me, not above me. Doesn’t matter…I will be back…” Doopliss creeply said as he swapped bodies with Luigi, meaning he gave Luigi HIS own body back while back in his sheet form, he tricked himself out of Luigi’s position and slithered away, hoping to go undetected…
hmph!
At a safe distance, Doopliss regained his thoughts.
“That was pathetic!” he said in his mind. How could’ve a sprained leg destroyed his chances at being Luigi. “HUMANS!” he shouted. “They are SO weak! Easily letting legs get in the way of their fun! For now on, I vow to no longer steal other humans bodys!” he swore to himself.
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Facebooking: You’re doing it right.
Omg I’m actually dying lmao thank god for some beautiful trolls out there
I detect a trace of wit from Facebook that I must admit I’ve never before associated with said website.
excellent
OH MY GOD! THEY ARE JUST MAKING THE CREAM INTO AN _AW_RINT! I DON’T SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH THIS! JUST SHUT UP AND ENJOY THE COOKIES!
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“OH CRUD!” Doopliss shouted as he dashed onto the main road, now that he knows that the Mario bros are following right behind him. “I need to shake them!” he thought to himself as he trips over a rock.
FAIL!“AGH!” he screamed, falling…Doopliss’s mind was racing. Was it really the end for him?
“NO! I HAVE TO THINK OF SOMETHING!” Doopliss shouted. “…But what? Hmm…Worth a shot!” Doopliss said as he crouched down so that only his sheet was covering his whole body. “Will Luigi trip over me?” he thought.*Luigi sees him and jumps on him*
Oh well, it was worth a shot for Doopliss.
“Well, this is an awkward position for me, since most people will be UNDER me, not above me. Doesn’t matter…I will be back…” Doopliss creeply said as he swapped bodies with Luigi, meaning he gave Luigi HIS own body back while back in his sheet form, he tricked himself out of Luigi’s position and slithered away, hoping to go undetected…
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“OH CRUD!” Doopliss shouted as he dashed onto the main road, now that he knows that the Mario bros are following right behind him. “I need to shake them!” he thought to himself as he trips over a rock.
FAIL!“AGH!” he screamed, falling…
Doopliss’s mind was racing. Was it really the end for him?
“NO! I HAVE TO THINK OF SOMETHING!” Doopliss shouted. “…But what? Hmm…Worth a shot!” Doopliss said as he crouched down so that only his sheet was covering his whole body. “Will Luigi trip over me?” he thought.
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Doopliss carefully studies Mario’s facial expression as he passed by, realizing that he may know that their here. Quietly, he walked along the forest JUST behind them while still being in the…
“OH CRUD!” Doopliss shouted as he dashed onto the main road, now that he knows that the Mario bros are following right behind him. “I need to shake them!” he thought to himself as he trips over a rock.
FAIL!“AGH!” he screamed, falling down. “ouch…” he silently said, trying to scramble back up.Hey Come back here! *darts toward him*
Doopliss quickly got up, but that fall made him twist his leg (Remember, he was Luigi at the time) in an minor matter, but enough to stop him.
“Oh no…I am done for…” he quietly said to himself while rubbing his leg and silently waiting for Luigi to come.
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Doopliss carefully studies Mario’s facial expression as he passed by, realizing that he may know that their here. Quietly, he walked along the forest JUST behind them while still being in the…
“OH CRUD!” Doopliss shouted as he dashed onto the main road, now that he knows that the Mario bros are following right behind him. “I need to shake them!” he thought to himself as he trips over a rock. FAIL! “AGH!” he screamed, falling down. “ouch…” he silently said, trying to scramble back up.
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